Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration, and inspiration.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you’ll find that most of it is possible.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you’ve been.

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

You can’t do anything about the length of your life. But you can do something about its width and depth.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

Zoo : An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.

In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.